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STOP CLUBBING, BABY SEALS - Once again, punctuation makes all the difference ...


TAGS: stop clubbing baby seals punctuation
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Budog

Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:44 am, #241531
Would it be copyright infringement if I used that joke on someone? I'll have it back by Tuesday.
Budog - March 21, 2012, 3:09 am, #231760
No, I just found the picture...
patchu - March 18, 2012, 3:59 pm, #231598
Did you do the ph**oshop on this yourself? It's genius!
FSM - February 14, 2012, 4:22 pm, #229589
A baby seal walks into a club.
MrFurry - February 9, 2012, 7:11 am, #229178
clubin just got ***y
MrFurry - February 9, 2012, 7:11 am, #229177
clubin just got ***y
Budog - February 8, 2012, 2:06 pm, #229122
Thank you... 8)
motinet - February 8, 2012, 2:04 pm, #229121

Aaaaaan Budog takes the top spot on motifake. nicely done
forseti - February 7, 2012, 1:07 am, #229054
"innocent creatures, and whales"??? So whales are guilty? STOP BEING GENERALIZING! Some whales aren't guilty!
tellitlikeitis - February 6, 2012, 8:20 pm, #229032
Brillant... love it. Their such beautiful creatures. And a big thank to one man called Paul Watson who's mission in life is to save innocent creatures, and whales, etc.
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 11:55 am, #229010
please don't. st5p :)
forseti - February 6, 2012, 8:02 am, #229003
5 Canadian Clubs! 118360 :D


BROCK OBAMA - Yes, we can catch'em all!


TAGS: brock barack obama pokemon president
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by James

aesop's folly - November 11, 2009, 7:55 am, #135810
smack smack* OI!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2009, 9:04 am, #128337
ON the corner....AK works ON the corner.
Eternal Lord Jackass - October 20, 2009, 9:01 am, #128336
You better join AK in that corner.
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 9:16 am, #72010
So long as Nurse Joy doesn't work for Osama...
Arrogant Knight - April 10, 2009, 8:53 am, #72002
Dammit, this made me chuckle... I'll go sit in the corner now. Sorry.


DECEPTION - I am so totally doing this on Halloween


TAGS: apple onion halloween caramel
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

rerun - October 24, 2012, 4:31 pm, #240148

run19 is done
GaryO - October 24, 2012, 8:19 am, #240141
Uh, my great grandchild killed a spambot with his nerf hammer and I gladly paid $500 for watching….WHERE’S THE GD MODS? This thing is working on it’s 2nd day.
run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:20 am, #240140
my classmate's mother-in-law makes $72/hr on the computer. She has been laid off for nine months but last month her income was $15013 just working on the computer for a few hours. Here's the site to read more Run19.com
Yorick - September 16, 2012, 2:26 pm, #239193
I'm not sure who I could get away with doing this to, but I'd love to try. Maybe my brothers. Brotherly love.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2012, 3:23 am, #239169
So as not to get caught, set up your stuff in an abandoned house so they'll never find out where you really live ;)
falloutghoul - September 2, 2012, 7:31 pm, #238842
Even worst than razor blades in the apples!
rerun - September 1, 2012, 9:59 pm, #238823

If I didn't have about 500 kids come by I would do this.
Cyberhagen - September 1, 2012, 6:57 pm, #238819
OMG Now that's just evil!


FINALS WEEK -


TAGS: finals sleep deprivation
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - March 2, 2013, 9:20 pm, #243991
The librarian walks over to her, sticks his finger in her. She screams, slaps him, and runs away. The librarian yells "She's still alive!"
autumnspirit - December 17, 2010, 12:05 pm, #207347
Added to faves! lol 5 Naps!
guyfox - December 15, 2010, 8:23 pm, #207071
oh how true
Donkasaurus - December 15, 2010, 7:04 pm, #207066
#1 - yes it is 5L! #2 I love leggings...5L!


THE HOT CRAZY SCALE - A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot


TAGS: how i met your mother barney stinson h** crazy scale
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by olivia

76 - July 18, 2009, 9:57 pm, #96979
Plus script.
rerun - February 14, 2009, 11:43 am, #59618

Ummm, I think they call it "Acting"...
Scorpio7 - February 14, 2009, 11:26 am, #59607
How the Hell would Neil Patrick Harris know? He's been in a committed g** relationship with stage and screen actor David Burtka, since 2004.


VEGETERIAN -


TAGS: second hand vegetarian meat on a plate
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 20, 2013, 12:49 pm, #245232
Another joke for my list to tell certain ones I know, hehehe. 5 meat slabs.
SteveFurlong - June 29, 2012, 5:39 pm, #236787
People say I'm a misanthropist. Not at all. I'm a humanitarian.


MIND READER - ...how does he know, how does he KNOW?!?!?


TAGS: mindreading prediction
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by SRD

tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:41 pm, #248033
YOU! YOU! SWEET JESUS H. ***DANCING CHRIST! YOU! NOT "U!" AARGH!
shamurai69 - June 29, 2012, 6:06 am, #236764
Ha!


ONCE YOU SEE IT - You will shit bricks.


TAGS: once you see it you will **** bricks
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by Jaimie Fry

Silvermist - April 8, 2009, 5:16 pm, #71642
lol I didn't **** bricks but I was concentrating so hard on the red circle trying to figure it out that when I saw the kid it startled me a bit.
amina - February 8, 2009, 6:00 pm, #57910
KRoNiK- wow, thats a change of pace, you calling someone else racist XD.
KRoNiK - February 8, 2009, 1:14 pm, #57814
Hey Wowzers f*** you. You racist a**hole
wow - September 30, 2008, 7:42 pm, #24613
f***ing idiots, look on the left, it's a black dude
Wowzers - June 19, 2008, 5:30 pm, #6363
Can't believe some of you crackers are scared by negros
Solland - May 2, 2008, 11:31 pm, #2747
omg that scared me, if you cant see it look to the left middle, left of the white dot
Neal - April 29, 2008, 3:24 pm, #2560
this is just g**... if there is nothing there... DON'T DRAW A CIRCLE YOU IDIOTS!
Wow - April 18, 2008, 3:59 am, #2033
Freaky...fer shizzle
frenzypanda - April 6, 2008, 2:04 am, #1652
bravo!!! It did scare me a bit...
oretty sure - April 3, 2008, 1:20 am, #1585
This is from the end of the remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre
unexplained_paranoia - March 27, 2008, 11:32 am, #1463
Yeah... I don't get it. Is this one of those creepy pictures where you focus on something then the picture changes to something freaky?
the shrimp - March 21, 2008, 10:38 pm, #1338
does anyone know where this image came from?
Homeless Joe - March 19, 2008, 4:18 pm, #1305
I don't think it's supposed to be creepy. It looks like that with the atmosphere, and there's just a kid looking around the corner.
Gareth - March 18, 2008, 2:01 pm, #1285
I think thats the point. You focus on the circle then crap there is a creepy person!
Chris - March 18, 2008, 12:31 am, #1281
i see the creepy looking person, but whats the red circle for?


“GO, SELL EVERYTHING YOU HAVE... - ...and give to the poor" (mark 10:21) I´m quite sure he could sell that golden throne at a very good price


TAGS: pope catholic religion atheist jesus
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Xehen

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:05 am, #241668
Definitely more than enough to feed that entire land. Wait 'til the church is excavated.
Bandit5906 - April 2, 2012, 12:06 pm, #232583
Reminds me of the pittance Biden contributes yearly!
Iconoclast - June 29, 2011, 2:35 pm, #220734
Reminds me of the novel Shoes of the Fisherman. 5 Popemobiles for you.
Verdeckt - June 29, 2011, 7:22 am, #220724
Nice..


EPIC FAILURE - I hope you lost a bet. And even then, YOU DON'T BET INK!


TAGS: owned fail ink tattoo tatoo my little pony wolverine
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

bill - October 19, 2009, 4:09 pm, #127988
lol, tatoo removal is advirtised at the side of my comp
RushReference - June 9, 2009, 2:45 pm, #85485
The best part about ink is that you get to live with your genius moments for the rest of your life...


SURPRISE ADOPTION CAT - wishes you a happy birthday!!!




THAT WORD - I do not think it means what you think it means


TAGS: inigo montoya word think means princess bride mandy patinkin
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by DScottHewitt

Claire - December 13, 2009, 6:24 pm, #145359
I always make good points lol. I thought I had confused Inigo's lines or something.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 6:01 pm, #145358
Claire makes a good point.
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:53 pm, #145356
OHHH inconceivable. Then you shoulda had a picture of the other guy. Don't confuse me like that.
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:29 pm, #145339
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm, #145336
d*** you GS!...You killed my father! Prepare to die!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm, #145335
Inconceivable!
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm, #145334
Inconceivable
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:16 pm, #145333
What word? Inigo Montoya?


UNDERSTANDING WOMEN - Volume One


TAGS: women understanding volume one
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - February 7, 2014, 5:15 am, #252738
I was enjoying the show...
Sho - February 6, 2014, 2:36 am, #252713
XD
lgvernon - February 5, 2014, 9:23 pm, #252693

Thanks for commenting on this, Steve; I missed it. This problem has been solved.
steve1961 - February 5, 2014, 8:12 pm, #252688
Who rants over a 2-3 year old poster? Call me ***ist but when are trolls female? And with a name like whatevergirl, shouldn't she be more like 'whatever?' and less psycho-lizzie-borden?
manos - February 5, 2014, 6:02 pm, #252687
what's up little biatch? were you b***hurt? any mature woman would laugh with this...
Swampfox - December 12, 2013, 3:34 pm, #251511
...or a tampon?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 12:18 pm, #251509
Oh sweety, who hurt you? Can we get you a tissue? Or a midol?
GaryO - December 12, 2013, 8:58 am, #251508
Beggin’ strip?
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:52 am, #251507
We'll see. :)
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:51 am, #251506
Listen here, wench, I think we all agree that you don't wanna be here and we don't want you here. Why don't you go away while the grownups talk? Come back when you grow a sense of humor.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 8:14 am, #251505
Lots of people these days, the site has changed a lot. But it's good to see you back, I hope you stick around.
Greeny - December 12, 2013, 5:40 am, #251504
Your hair looks nice
whatevergirl - December 12, 2013, 3:57 am, #251503
To the two faggots that replied to me and to anyone else who replies to me. I will still be right no matter what you say, You leaving areply (no matter what it says) means you agree with me, You're not worth anything to anyone, And you all need to die.
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 11:23 pm, #251501
Who else gets on Motifake and tells people to calm down?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 8:02 pm, #251498
Hey you...If that's you. How have you been?
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 6:58 pm, #251497
Calm down, yo. It's not that bad
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 6:48 pm, #251496
LMAO!
spacedog - December 11, 2013, 5:52 pm, #251495
See you in another 28 days.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:45 pm, #251494
And don't bother leaving a reply to me, Because I won't bother to read it. I'll still be right and you'll still be wrong. And that's the truth.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:43 pm, #251493
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think that because you don't think at all.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm, #251492
We're not. Guys are and they always will be, and you just proved that. So, f*** off, get cancer and die (Just like all guys should) I'm right.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm, #251491
Which makes them stupid. And doing douchebag **** like this to females, Just proves my point.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:40 pm, #251490
Again, You're Retarded. just like every guy.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm, #251489
Says the guy who'll never get ***. :P
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm, #251488
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think because you don't think at all.
Swampfox - December 4, 2013, 4:57 am, #251363
If girls weren't such dingbats ...
rerun - December 3, 2013, 8:04 pm, #251357

guys aren't stupid, we just tend to think with the wrong head
whatevergirl - December 2, 2013, 9:17 pm, #251351
Only retards think this is funny. It's not our fault that guys are stupid.
rasicar - May 20, 2011, 5:36 pm, #218821
That's Cliff's Notes...
longnose - May 19, 2011, 8:30 am, #218749
LOL!!!!! nice one
steph1 - May 17, 2011, 5:05 am, #218650
this looks like the small print edition - the complete set is 36 volumes - good luck


FANTASY FOOTBALL -


TAGS: geek jocks football dungeons dragons
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Altrunchen - September 22, 2013, 2:35 pm, #249920
But then...who's the DM?
jimicapone - November 14, 2011, 6:36 pm, #225793
Jocks aren't smart enough to play D&D.
MonkeyStealsPeach - February 7, 2011, 10:29 am, #211793
Couldn't agree more ... and I work in an office full of players. 5 d20's
Reality Lord - February 5, 2011, 9:43 pm, #211715

jocks who always wanted to play D&D
Cubbybear - February 5, 2011, 8:03 pm, #211708
Who plays this anyway?


M o n s t e r s -


TAGS: monsters spammers trolls site hijackers etc
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

ughomer - September 23, 2013, 5:06 pm, #249951
260 were mine, GaryO!
GaryO - September 23, 2013, 2:32 pm, #249949
Shyt, Bobb, you found the 'share' motherlode


GOOD DAD -


TAGS: boyfriend daughter interogation heart to heart talk
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - March 19, 2013, 4:41 pm, #244464

whoa....haven't chcked on this poster in a year. over 200 shares....lots and lots of proud fathers downloading this one :)
Reality Lord - May 10, 2012, 5:36 pm, #234456

look for a pm from me.
jrmcgrath73 - May 9, 2012, 12:35 am, #234399
WHERE can I buy this poster?? I really would like to know if anyone can let me know please.. J
Budog - December 4, 2011, 7:50 am, #226367
LMFAO! So true, Daddy has guns, guns and Brothers. The little **** doesn't stand a chance! 5L
Wytch - August 10, 2011, 3:48 am, #222825
As many Lions as I have Daughters. 5 sir.
bangoskank - October 4, 2010, 1:42 pm, #196722
i have 3 daughters and u get 5Ls
5150monkeylove - September 3, 2010, 2:36 am, #192082
My whole family loves this!
Faceplant31 - August 23, 2010, 6:35 pm, #190545
FUKING SPECTACULAR! 5L
spacedog - August 21, 2010, 7:54 pm, #190311
Amsome!
Sho - August 21, 2010, 11:36 am, #190273
Looks like Ghost knows what he's doing XD


BACON ROSES - I don't know about you but I think these are romantic and tasty all in one


TAGS: bacon roses romantic tasty
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 25, 2011, 6:41 pm, #220567
Mmmmm baaacccon...
Verdeckt - June 25, 2011, 6:35 am, #220524
This may just be the ONLY time it's okay for men to receive flowers.. 5 feminine sides


Demotivation -




YOU NEED A LICENSE TO FISH - but anyone can reproduce


TAGS: honey ***boo
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by vilnius

Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:46 am, #250009
Fashion is already sick, why get kids involved?
JesusWept - December 29, 2012, 7:54 pm, #242014
5L's! Easy!
spacedog - September 30, 2012, 1:27 pm, #239568
Couldn't agree more Vilnius. The Onion had a funny post about this show, basically saying "this is going to end very badly".
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 27, 2012, 6:07 pm, #239488
5L! Love it. I've heard this saying before. I think a variant if it is, "Need training to be an astronaut, license to drive, license to fish, license for a gun, but any a**hole can be your dad."


WORLD WAR I BAR FIGHT -


TAGS: theone
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by TheOne

Nissta - February 12, 2013, 7:17 pm, #243435
Just like the finish to any old domino game in a Scottish pub.....
GaryO - February 11, 2013, 7:49 pm, #243397
…..while Japan mops up around the salad islands and serves Chinese food…..to the Chinese, I so love a good story.
alfadawg - February 11, 2013, 8:46 am, #243367
quite along the lines of liberal thinking.....
EmilioDumphque - February 10, 2013, 11:12 pm, #243363
But Serbia and Austria threw the first punches. Austria got a bloody nose that just made it angrier.


ARGUING ON THE INTERNET -


TAGS: bra on teats on bull
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by AlanSmithee

TheTrashHeap - March 17, 2011, 10:11 pm, #214545
Not on the net it doesn't.
towercam - March 17, 2011, 5:37 pm, #214524
Here, we disagree. Argument has value. ***bs on a bull doesn't. People learn things through argument.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 11, 2010, 11:05 pm, #188943
They're all Moooo posters....I'm just Amsome that way.
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 9:25 pm, #188910
Alansmithee has the best Avatar ever!
Reality Lord - August 11, 2010, 9:19 pm, #188907

awesome...how long do i have to wait before i steal the pic for a mooootifake?
spacedog - August 11, 2010, 8:57 pm, #188903
That doesn't mean he hasn't though, and "could have" been a Moo+ poster? I thought it was. 5L
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 8:29 pm, #188896
I know Moo IRL pzy. And NO.
pzykosiz - August 11, 2010, 8:24 pm, #188894
would you really want to see moo+ in a bra?
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 8:06 pm, #188890
Would have made a great Moo+ poster, but still 5L
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 8:04 pm, #188889
ROR! 5L


DEAR MATH - Stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back and don't ask Y either


TAGS: math forever alone with problems
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - January 20, 2012, 6:48 pm, #227848
thx all
bricemara - January 13, 2012, 3:54 pm, #227555
wow!!!adding it to favorites
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:29 pm, #225640
Wow! Did the comments seriously just sensory out part of the word "glasses"...... Oh look, it did.
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:27 pm, #225638
The letters would be upside-down if you put the glasses on.
Sho - October 26, 2011, 12:11 pm, #225361
whoever voted less than 5L is a Discriminant LOL
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:27 pm, #225347
Brillant.
Greeny - October 25, 2011, 8:28 pm, #225343
bummer if she's cosined the lease
Airman - October 25, 2011, 6:09 pm, #225340
oh she's an acute one
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:34 pm, #225339
I don't think they have anything in common though :P
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:29 pm, #225337
Can you blame him though? She did have all the right curves. =)
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:20 pm, #225336
LOL. His obsession with his X is the root to most of his problems. A cusp is imminent. (my head hurts)
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:07 pm, #225335
You know how he is, he's always going off on some tangent or another.
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:05 pm, #225334
Well then I hope this simplifies his problem lol
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:02 pm, #225333
Math called to say that he Z's your point. =)
mariand - October 25, 2011, 10:18 am, #225330
LOL... cool


DR. SHELDON COOPER -




~ QUESTION ~ - “Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?”


TAGS: monday friday question weekend
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

spacedog - July 31, 2012, 7:26 pm, #237924
Heh, Gingercat.


IF YOU RECOGNIZE THESE - you just might have been a nerd!


TAGS: dungeons dragons nerd
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by vilnius

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2012, 10:07 pm, #239719
I was never a nerd, But I still played dungeons and dragons. Drunk. and on drugs. (don't judge me)


MARRIED LIFE - I don't know about you, but I'm tearin' up a little


TAGS: another inspirational story
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Airman

booger13 - March 29, 2010, 4:16 pm, #167837
*cries in joy* *sniffle* why cant i find a woman like that :( Wingman , u are lucky , sir. . . i salute u
The Goat - February 10, 2010, 8:39 pm, #157290
I agree - a classic 5L Of course there are worse fates in this world than a lifetime of boinking a gorgeous blonde like the guy in the ph**o!
rerun - February 10, 2010, 7:47 pm, #157240

destined to be a classic 5L
R.S.Jake - February 10, 2010, 6:43 pm, #157230
I love my Poochie Poo! Honey, beer me! OUCH!
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 6:37 pm, #157224
Airman, FTW!!!! 5L+


Lawn Care -


TAGS: lawns matrimony a***ogy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

JuicyLucy - October 26, 2014, 1:57 am, #257418
Make sure you got enough water....enough to keep your lawn green. too much and less is bad. make it just enough dude!


ADHD - I do NOT have ADHD. I have ADOLAS. Attention Deficit - Oh, Look A Squirrel!


TAGS: adhd adolas attention deficit squirrel
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by twill1962

nyet - February 26, 2013, 6:29 pm, #243815
Lol, i think i have that...
CloudchaserS - February 1, 2013, 1:00 am, #243001
That on a shirt would go great with my fursona being a canid
Oiler - January 31, 2013, 9:48 pm, #242989
It took me a second, I am old and slow. 5L for a good chuckle


BACON - God's way of telling us everything is going to be all right


TAGS: god bacon
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Venator

RedVideo - March 31, 2013, 11:47 pm, #244786
...unless you're a pig.
maoworkstwo - September 27, 2012, 10:30 am, #239484
Bacon Makes The World Go Round Um Good.
dslohand - September 23, 2012, 7:22 pm, #239344
BACON: surely God is a male , he made us BACON.


Kiddie Creativity -


TAGS: kids self expression or brattiness order chaos nathanael west
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

crankyhead - October 3, 2013, 7:27 pm, #250212
Your po5ter is delicious.


WHAT IS THIS? - This is Manti Te'o's Girlfriend Next to the Atlanta Falcons Super Bowl Trophy.




MONDAY - Has Been Cancelled Due To A Lack Of Interest.


TAGS: monday business work job office
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airstreamphoto

5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 11:30 am, #226504
Of course you get a 5 from me. Good job!
mariand - November 27, 2011, 10:42 am, #226204
cool... I guess we're talking about work
maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:11 am, #226198
Mite Has Well Do The Rest Of The Week Too


THE OLD FASHION WAY - Speak the truth and let the hurt feelings fall where they may.


TAGS: old fashion truth work
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

Sean - March 28, 2014, 7:48 pm, #253885
I see what you did there ... me with my big mouth all "Let's talk about that for a bit." Wellll played. I too won me some scholarships, but what I do with dead bodies I have to do on my own time. Glad to hear about your daughter. Amazing. Sincerely.
lgvernon - March 28, 2014, 2:13 pm, #253882

My daughter earned five of them, working like a dog. While still in school she went to work in her chosen field. Immediately after graduation, she won the election, becoming the youngest elected coroner in the US. She still holds that office. Amazing gal!
Sean - March 28, 2014, 12:10 pm, #253879
Scholarships that cover 90% of tuition, eh? Let's talk about that for a bit here. True that they can be "earned" in a sense, but "won" as or "awarded" are also applicable terms to these RARE commodities, no?
thevoiceofpie - March 25, 2013, 10:06 pm, #244662
and the hurt feelings have defiantly fallen where they may...lol, somebody needs a dose of personal responsibility
nicholsjoshua15 - February 4, 2013, 9:25 pm, #243207
Oh look at Mister Republican; he's blaming the students for all of the debt instead of the welfare mamas that have about two babies every year. After all being hating on to students is PC. Blow it out your a*s!
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 9:24 am, #242033
...what does it say here exactly?:'Speak the truth and let the hurt feelings fall where they may'? Education would only promote Science & Society & save America, after all. Worse yet, stastics show you'll probably Vote Liberal if you Learn about reality..
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 9:20 am, #242031
C'mon America!Can't afford a reasonable education? I mean - they're cheap & it's easy right? Then you should just get a (what does it say here exactly)a 'barely above minimum wage job'& accept your life like the rest of us bitter rightwing losers.
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 7:56 am, #242029
...They should let you Edit your Comments - ! ...Not because of corruption & lies - but because some student bought a phone...All is clear now!: Fix the Economy!: No student phones - !!!
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 7:49 am, #242028
The reason 1/10th of 1% has ALL the wealth & the Middle Class is gone & has no work is because some student - but not this one who does not show his/her face, & who *absolutely!* did each & every thing listed - is not corruption & lies. Now I understand!
EmilioDumphque - December 9, 2012, 1:43 am, #241302
Can you verify all this? ...I see.
kimzter - December 8, 2012, 12:25 am, #241281
Awesome covered in awesome sauce
GaryO - December 7, 2012, 10:05 pm, #241280
BAM!
mariand - December 7, 2012, 5:16 pm, #241276
well said... 5 old fashion statements for ya.


RELIGION - I'M RIGHT! YOU'RE WRONG! LA! LA! LA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!


TAGS: religion christianity mormon
Rating: 3.58/5
Paranoia - December 19, 2009, 12:02 am, #146752
Heh, always better when it's true.
Derek - November 17, 2009, 8:11 pm, #137363
Excellent
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:55 am, #112932
caps lock 'll do it.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:54 am, #112931
*reading
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:54 am, #112930
percetion. I refer to her arguement as the empirical refutation of agnoticism and theism. But I am interested in ready about actual proofs of the existence of god ... just shout about my humming, k?
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:52 am, #112929
I deny the existence of a god, but I don't know if I am adamant about it. I simply agree with Ayn Rand's argument that agnosticism allows for the possibility of a Supernatural being and that possibility itself exists far beyond any human experience or
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 11:24 pm, #112916
Perfect Poster. I like how it doesn't specify any single religion. It also applies to those who adamantly deny the existence of a God. 5 lions.
MO - August 28, 2009, 8:45 am, #112725
Yes it does. But WHO said it is the question....1L
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 8:19 am, #112714
hahaha this one says it all


THE 90S - You didn't need to tell kids not to try this shit at home. They weren't complete retards back then.


TAGS: looney tunes is the uncontested king
Rating: 4.45/5

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forseti - April 6, 2010, 5:49 am, #169949
But I for myself only didn't imitate these actions because they were made by professional stuntanimals!
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 12:43 am, #169944
No, you're not dead.... and only because of those giant springs you tied to your feet!
pieman - April 6, 2010, 12:37 am, #169943
d*** it Aggy. Quit giving away my secrets. That umbrella was pretty sturdy looking, and I'm not dead yet.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 10:28 pm, #169924
Any kid or parent who requires a warning before this cartoon has a child that... let's face it... was going to die from stupidity anyhow... probably from leaping off a building Mary Poppins style.
Claire - April 5, 2010, 10:27 pm, #169923
I was being facetious.
MrBlack - April 5, 2010, 10:23 pm, #169922
I'm aware of that fact; my mother watched reruns of it when she was a child.
Claire - April 5, 2010, 10:08 pm, #169920
Actually, it's BECAUSE of us that we need those warnings. (Psst.. that cartoon was around well before the nineties..)


LONDON 2012 -


TAGS: london olympics 2012
Rating: 4.86/5

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CloudchaserS - August 4, 2012, 11:49 am, #238062
5L because it's true!


IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever a***ogy
Rating: 4.77/5

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wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm, #245012
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am, #201997
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am, #201996
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am, #201995
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm, #201935
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm, #201888
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm, #201881
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm, #201878
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm, #201876
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


GREAT MOMENTS - Come From Not So Great Times.


TAGS: theone
Rating: 4.86/5

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observingthisplanet - January 25, 2014, 2:30 pm, #252434
That is awesome.
Kyronic - May 11, 2012, 2:09 am, #234473
Goosebumps. Very moving.
Redtail - May 5, 2012, 11:27 am, #234211
Very nice
Redtail - May 5, 2012, 11:27 am, #234210
Very nice
tatespa - May 4, 2012, 11:45 am, #234152
That is fantastic!!!!
Wheels - May 4, 2012, 10:43 am, #234151
94680
spypengen - May 3, 2012, 10:48 pm, #234134
I think a tear came to my eye when I finished reading that... 5L
TheOne - May 3, 2012, 10:02 pm, #234128
Quite, thank you.
GaryO - May 3, 2012, 9:59 pm, #234126
Superb


PIG -


TAGS: pig define plant bacon
Rating: 4.79/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:00 pm, #244477
Mmmm, bacon plants.


CAT RULES -


TAGS: they talk amongst themselves
Rating: 4.62/5

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Sean - May 9, 2010, 1:55 am, #175245
Thank God Airman used the word "rules" in the title. All my feline buddies just sniffed contemptuously at that and walked away. Lord help me if any of them reads this.
Sleeves - May 7, 2010, 6:51 pm, #175065
5 cats for this one


MONTREAL CANADIANS - I don't care how good you are, everyone still hates you


TAGS: hockey greg montreal canadians suck sports
Rating: 2.42/5

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Scorpio7 - November 13, 2008, 8:35 am, #35987
The kid is sitting by himself, because he farted. Canadians aren't as tolerant of fart smells, as USA citizens seem to be.
Clint_S - October 31, 2008, 5:47 pm, #32140
Canadiens? who cares? I am surprised there are still that many Leaf fans.
Narutarded - October 8, 2008, 9:39 pm, #26635
Sorry Amanda, but Jungie's right. My cousin lives in Montreal and he's a big fan of the Canadiens.
Amanda - October 8, 2008, 9:20 pm, #26632
It's spelt Canadians. Jungie you fail.
Brian - September 13, 2008, 2:17 am, #20809
a citizen of Canada is a Canadian the NHL team in Montreal is the Canadiens.
1917 - September 13, 2008, 1:17 am, #20807
Are you sure?
Jungie - June 12, 2008, 11:53 pm, #5742
Spelling fail! It's Canadiens.


THE LION KING - True story.




DYSLEXIC ZOMBIES -




PERFECT DAY -


TAGS: alone peace revenge death freedom
Rating: 4.84/5

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forseti - August 22, 2012, 9:31 am, #238634
Very nice! Even I prefer foggy weather...
RONHUSTLEMAN - August 22, 2012, 12:08 am, #238629
LMAO


Stupid Is As Stupid Does -


TAGS: safety chainsaw wrong injuries stupidity
Rating: 4.62/5

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MissPriss - October 20, 2013, 1:34 am, #250505
Teehee...thanks for the comment.
EnkryptedSpirit - October 18, 2013, 5:00 pm, #250486
"half the man he used to be"
MissPriss - June 20, 2013, 12:10 am, #246833
Thanks guys for all the comments and gut giggle replies!
Brawler - June 19, 2013, 3:24 pm, #246812
Social darwinism works.. :D
JesusWept - June 19, 2013, 4:15 am, #246794
Natural selection at it's finest! 5 vasectomies.
GaryO - June 15, 2013, 11:06 am, #246622
chain chain chain….chain of fools
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2013, 10:02 am, #246621
If the bar is locked he'll be fine. But it's still a dumbass way to start a saw.
RetiredUSNChief - June 14, 2013, 11:24 pm, #246617
Yes, he does. But he's also doing a bang-up job of removing stupidity from the gene pool...


LOVE - Willing to change yourself so it all works out.


TAGS: theone
Rating: 4.68/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 1, 2013, 11:58 pm, #243045
Reminds me of the music video "Stand Inside Your Love"; especially the part where they flew off together. Makes me wanna cry. You and me; meant to be. Impossible; immutable. Pure destiny; pure lunacy. Incalculable, insufferable.
falloutghoul - January 1, 2013, 9:32 am, #242101
Easily one of the best posters I have ever seen.
vlad9885 - January 1, 2013, 4:13 am, #242099
Better love story than the twilight saga
bigsouthfork - December 31, 2012, 12:59 pm, #242077
beautiful. 5 heartfelt lions
Silverheart - December 31, 2012, 9:34 am, #242073
Long poster. But somehow not long enough. 5Ls, easy.


THE INTERNET - It doesn't make people smarter. It just spreads stupidity faster.


TAGS: monkey see
Rating: 4.8/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 9:08 pm, #228983
lol We shall fight on the beaches... :)
Verdeckt - February 4, 2012, 11:41 pm, #228911
this summer on Britains Got Talent.. scientists are one step closer to recreating Shakespeare ..


THINKING -


TAGS: not for everyone humor
Rating: 4.71/5

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blushovl - April 6, 2013, 9:48 pm, #244910
Hahaha! Love it!
lgvernon - February 5, 2012, 6:26 pm, #228964

Oh, LAWLZ! Thanks
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 6:25 pm, #228963
the name is a nice cherry on this H5GE cake :)


YOGAPTHY -


TAGS: yoga masters relation techniques just get drunk
Rating: 4.98/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:44 am, #245026
Some of the homeless in my neighborhood do those poses, hah-ha.
lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:35 pm, #238829
Bwahahahahaha. 5L
pratham - December 29, 2011, 1:44 pm, #227054
brilliant..
SunnyDay - December 25, 2010, 11:34 am, #208247
I'm bowing to the master, this is the greatest poster EVER ! 5L of course
Nagard - October 30, 2010, 7:50 pm, #200336
Hilarious! Just plain awesome!
rerun - October 30, 2010, 6:59 pm, #200324

greatness
ICEMAN - October 30, 2010, 6:40 pm, #200320
5 chakras
crankyhead - October 30, 2010, 6:12 pm, #200319
LOL!


THE NUTCRACKER - Toy soldiers battle the rats, you uncultured swine


TAGS: sense makes none nutcracker
Rating: 2.68/5

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twill1962 - October 6, 2012, 2:01 am, #239807
John, guy in upper left is the Nutcracker. And, the Nutcracker is ballet based on a children's Chrstmas story. It is NOT Broadway.
xbrittanyx14 - October 5, 2011, 7:25 pm, #224768
The nutcraker is a ballet, not a broadway show.
John - September 8, 2008, 3:16 pm, #19744
-Im usually way too busy eyeing up the men...
John - September 8, 2008, 2:37 pm, #19730
Did anyone else see the guy in the top lefthad corner WTF? also uncultured just because you dont pay attention to g** broadway shows
mazumi - August 29, 2008, 1:39 pm, #17550
Actually, she's practicing good gun safety. You should never put your finger on the trigger until you're ready to fire.
D4V3 - July 2, 2008, 8:49 am, #7898
someone should tell that chick where the trigger is... the gun doesnt fire itself sweetheart!
Burn - July 1, 2008, 4:14 pm, #7805
Nice...
Ernie - June 26, 2008, 1:46 pm, #7107
Excellent observation! Well done!


ATHEISTS - The Real Ghostbusters


TAGS: atheist atheists ghostbusters religion
Rating: 1.46/5
James - October 31, 2008, 1:43 pm, #32085
Americans! Better then everyone else! :)
.. - September 26, 2008, 11:22 pm, #23628
you will probably find that alot of people think americans are retarded, and barely any of them are mindless drones. You can blame bush, the iraq war and all those obnoxious, think they're better than everyone else, culturally insensitive americans
K-Smooth - September 24, 2008, 10:54 am, #22833
Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. Well done indeed!
Captain Douchebag - September 14, 2008, 9:56 pm, #21080
Not thing. Think. Minor typo, amended.
Captain Douchebag - September 14, 2008, 9:55 pm, #21079
So, tell me, do you really feel that way about America, or are you one of those mindless drones that goes along with what other people thing because you're too f***ing stupid to be independent in thought?
IndiaRulz - September 14, 2008, 9:42 pm, #21068
The most retarded thing I've ever seen, and that includes Americans
Alexiel - September 10, 2008, 3:39 pm, #20311
sth strange in the neighburhood, next time THINK about it.


BACON ROSES - For those times when the Red one's just don't cut it.


TAGS: bacon roses
Rating: 3.63/5

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KIDS THESE DAYS -


TAGS: pzy lessons generation kids book
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 3, 2013, 12:15 am, #243996
....and words are printed on what us called paper. Paper comes from those tall extinct things called trees.
DarknessEmbraced - December 1, 2012, 9:58 pm, #241117
Unfortunate, yet SO true!!
mariand - September 7, 2012, 1:19 am, #238994
lol


WELL WISHERS - Sometimes are just a little too optimistic.


TAGS: get well soon dead racoon
Rating: 4.35/5

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Silverheart - January 27, 2013, 3:15 pm, #242866
One of my favorite Beatles songs, that.
twill1962 - January 27, 2013, 2:54 pm, #242865
The doctor came in, stinking of gin, and proceeded to lie on the table.
EmilioDumphque - January 10, 2013, 4:19 pm, #242351
Oh Rocky, don't sleep there!


YOUR MISSION - Should you choose to accept it


TAGS: mission impossible mind f***
Rating: 4.8/5

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Nighthorder - February 7, 2012, 12:52 am, #229052
Thank god for my friends XD and their insane willingness to do whatever
Amren - July 30, 2011, 12:50 pm, #222185
I teach 8th grade and I'm going to have my students do this to a Substitute.
sniperslayer95 - July 24, 2011, 5:49 pm, #221841
i wanna do this!
MysteriousWoman5150 - July 22, 2011, 6:24 pm, #221757
Funny as Hell!
Reality Lord - July 22, 2011, 5:33 pm, #221750

nice
Jalozyin - July 22, 2011, 2:08 pm, #221741
Sounds like something I'd do...


DON'T LIKE COPS - Next time you are in trouble, try calling a crackhead ...


TAGS: dont like cops call c******d
Rating: 4.02/5

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Macumazahn - February 28, 2013, 6:14 pm, #243902
That "stack" or "caterpillar" tactic has always worried the heck out of me. ONE grenade, ONE five-second burst from an AK...
steve1961 - August 13, 2012, 12:00 am, #238357
Ummm...not to nitpick but I think a bigger concern is the huge window on the flank that none of them are paying attention to.
Budog - August 12, 2012, 6:30 pm, #238337
Definitely makes the cover and *** as you advance a little rough to do, and a nice big target rich environment, but still a cool picture.
5150monkeylove - August 10, 2012, 3:52 pm, #238264
I still will give you 5 crack rocks. But as a former LEO, the first thing I noticed was the wonderful bowling pin set up.
Budog - August 8, 2012, 3:36 am, #238205
Look closer at the picture. They are entering an alley way. So who is to say the rear/entrance to the alley was not covered by other officers.
vlad9885 - August 7, 2012, 7:09 pm, #238176
Clearing rooms 101 last person in the stack covers the entry way while the others clear the area. 5badges from a former LEO
Budog - June 22, 2012, 7:08 am, #236504
Well, maybe their six is covered already...
robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:12 am, #236498
idk, i think they need some more training because they have arent covering their six...
Budog - April 28, 2012, 11:41 am, #233921
Well MashMashi, if I am being held hostage by some tweeker I want a highly trained group like officers to come save my six...
MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 10:46 am, #233918
But its ph**os like this that people don't like cops
lgvernon - April 26, 2012, 5:06 pm, #233869

Thank you, Budog!~~


A WILD SNORLAX APPEARS! - It uses Bodyslam. Its super effective! You Balck Out.




HYGIENE MOTIVATION FOR MEN - It’s just so obvious …..


TAGS: motivation men hygiene
Rating: 2.69/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 25, 2012, 2:19 pm, #240944
I like it that they are apparently made from three different women! You have a selection!
Iconoclast - July 4, 2010, 11:47 pm, #183304
Looks a bit like 100064


DUCKFACE MONA IPHONE - Priceless work of a Photobomber


TAGS: mona lisa replica
Rating: 3.74/5

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Swampfox - February 24, 2013, 5:07 pm, #243749
It's all about the lighting.
Rudedog - February 9, 2013, 10:10 pm, #243336
You have disgraced my avatar. But nice work with the lip shadowing effect


PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: life time woman beer answer question wrong german quote ***y girl c*****ge dirndl oktoberfest
Rating: 3.9/5

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Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am, #239258
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm, #135974
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's


HAPPY HOLIDAYS - May you and yours be touched by his noodly appendage this season


TAGS: happy holidays flying spaghetti monster
Rating: 4.04/5

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FSM - February 15, 2012, 5:10 pm, #229635
.D Pirate Smiley Face! All curse non-belivers!!!
Micamars - December 19, 2011, 10:06 pm, #226752
Some friends of mine were discussing it once, lol
Budog - December 19, 2011, 9:44 pm, #226751
The Church of the FSM is where I did indeed find the picture LOL. I am now waiting anxiously for the Great Marination. May the sauce be with you, ramen.
Micamars - December 19, 2011, 9:28 pm, #226750
I believe this is from the church of the flying spaghetti monster.
falloutghoul - December 19, 2011, 9:04 am, #226723
Wicked picture and awsome pun.
gas - December 17, 2011, 8:37 am, #226683
Ramen


SEE FOR YOURSELF -


TAGS: cartoon police
Rating: 4.93/5

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MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:43 pm, #242549
Hah! Thanks.
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:43 pm, #242548
No..thank you dy!
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:42 pm, #242547
Thank you uggy!
GaryO - January 13, 2013, 12:38 pm, #242431
Hah! N-I-C-E
dy2012 - January 13, 2013, 11:48 am, #242429
5L thnx 4 making me lawf!woof! woof!
ughomer - January 13, 2013, 6:59 am, #242416
Mwa-ho-ho-ho! 5L for Pwissy!


RATIONALIZATION - It's easier to kill a life if you dehumanize the child. Referring to the baby as a mistake or a punishment is a good start.


TAGS: obama president murder pro choice taxes democrats socialist socialism change election white funny true look
Rating: 3.26/5

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WTFO - April 26, 2011, 12:52 am, #217342
Your attack on people here regarding their beliefs on this topic is about a year and a half too late. (check comment dates) Politics moved to Politifake. BTW, your opinion (that according to you doesn't matter) didn't need to be added. v/r,
mrwhyte - April 25, 2011, 10:24 pm, #217327
For all you douchebags who honestly think your opinion on this may have mattered... It doesn't. Woman's/couples choice get over yourselves and move on.
fred - January 4, 2010, 1:42 am, #150044
I know my fingernail is human. I still cut it off. Get a brain.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 12:10 pm, #137573
POST HERE NO MORE, GO HERE:http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=8971&p=125976#p125976 My apologies for continuing this message I did not realize it was such a nuisance.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am, #137565
Lol, it was going to be so perfect, my bad. This goes before the copies: how is it wrong to murder a baby, except if you have been ra**d, then one wrong makes another wrong right?If you are not ready to take care of a child, why do you think you
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am, #137564
deserve to have ***? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your ready to take care of a child, why do you think you deserve to have ***? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am, #137560
Just for FYI, after 6 weeks babies have a visible human form with hands legs head, etc they are just 2in. Babies can survive after only 5 months of pregnancy (still technically a fetus), low survival rate, but it does happen. If it is ok to murder those
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am, #137559
unaware, may I Murder mentally disabled, senile, children less than a year old, or you in your sleep? All those peoples are unaware of their situations at that time? And for those who argue that they only support abortion in case of ra** or inc***,
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am, #137558
mistakes…did the *** happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am, #137557
mistakes…did the *** happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am, #137556
they in their infinite wisdom knew who should be allowed to live and who should murdered, because they would be better off dead than living a crappy life….I believe one of them was named Hitler……Who are you to decide whether one would be better off
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am, #137555
dead than adopted? Shall we ask the numerous children in the current foster care system (Which I agree is very corrupt and poorly run) whether they would rather be dead right now, and if so should we murder them on the spot? Why limit to unborn/just
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am, #137554
born children, lets murder people who drop out of high school, or bums, or others who will not accomplish in their life, because they are going to have bad lives right? Pro or Anti I do not declare, but answers to these questions I am curious to see….
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:41 pm, #133907
that you believe that killing unborn babies is equivalent to killing terrorists bent on murdering everyone who disagrees with thier religious view and then hide behind innocent civilians.
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:40 pm, #133906
that want to destroy everything that is not extremist Islam. Also, with all the people waiting to adopt, there are no "unwanted children". There is nothing more innocent than an unborn child so yes, that's murder (especially late term). It is sad to me
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:38 pm, #133904
Grunch, seriously? The "innocent people" as you call them are terrorists and insurgents. The innocent casualties from collatoral damage is always tragic but a direct result of the terrorists hiding among women and children. We wipe out dangerous psychos
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:36 pm, #133515
I see what made you an expert in rationalizations. It was the training.
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:34 pm, #133514
You brag about going to war and killing millions of innocent people who want to live, because that is "helping solve the overpopulation problem". But when people abort a pregnancy that would put an unwanted child in the world they are murderers.
Bah - October 15, 2009, 1:57 pm, #126965
LOL. It would never be allowed in this society, but the castration bit would solve a fair few problems. Accountability indeed!
WTFO - September 29, 2009, 4:59 pm, #122653
Absolutely not. Those dirtbags need to be hunted down and castrated so they don't continue to spread their ignorant genes. I'm all about responsibility and accountability.
ILB - September 29, 2009, 6:48 am, #122568
True enough. But what of the thousands of worthless men who get a woman pregnant and then walk out like the cowards they are? Does the woman have to track down the scum bag to get his permission then?
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:28 am, #116527
We have some agreement here, ILB. However, right now there is no legal requirement for the father to be involved in the killing of his child. Also, the POTUS supports partial birth abortion, which is clearly murder. I completely disagree with that policy.
ILB - September 9, 2009, 6:31 am, #116193
I would never counsil a woman to have an abortion, but ultimately its between her, her partner, and whatever powers they may believe in.
WTFO - August 29, 2009, 11:33 pm, #113144
Zimpel (is that like simple, I think so), thank you so much for proving exactly what this poster states. Dehumanizing a baby so you can kill an innocent life without conscience. BTW, late term babies do have a central nervous system. Sean, well put.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 8:08 pm, #113121
At the risk of overlooking a previous comment making this very point: the mistake is the unprotected *** at a time in their lives when they cannot give a child a proper upbringing. He clearly referred to the baby as a baby.
zimpel - August 29, 2009, 7:53 pm, #113120
they aren't babies they're fetuses and they dont even have a central nervous system basically on the same level as a parasite and should be removed from the host if desired.
HAHA - May 15, 2009, 8:47 pm, #80340
Hey yeah lets kill babys and keep murders alive at taxpayer expense.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 10:42 pm, #76283
Nope. Actually left over from another poster where it applied. When you start typing it pops up matches. I've gotten better at scanning them to make sure they apply to the poster.
HtD - April 28, 2009, 4:38 am, #76091
Target audience.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:13 am, #76086
why is "white" one of your tags?
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:55 am, #72005
...some advantages. We didn't worry about crime as much, but when you did something wrong your parents knew before you even got back home for dinner! Lent a new meaning to "Neighborhood Watch"...
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:54 am, #72004
I was kind of raised by a village. If my neighbors saw me acting up they would smack me then bring me back to my parents who would smack me AGAIN for screwing up AND for embarassing them. Growing up in an area where everyone knows everyone else had...
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 2:26 am, #71969
Woah! Delta... got the mood-ring style avatar? Changed it mid-rant! Calling in Lewis Black for backup on this one?
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 1:18 am, #71946
Thanks, I think. I don't believe that my opinions fall into the "nazi" category though. I just want to add some chlorine to the human gene pool.
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 12:19 am, #71921
Well said, WTFO.... I've never felt more like a nazi than I do right now, but it is the solution du jour.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:14 am, #71917
as many islamic terrorists/extremists from the Earth as we can that that should be accellerated. I am on the fence right now on whether or not we should remove people from the planet who refer to themselves using the word "awesomo". I'll think about it.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:12 am, #71916
planet that are too violent, dangerous, etc. to be allowed to pass their psychosis to the next generation: murderers, rapists, p********s, gang members, child abusers, wife beaters. I know as a military man, that we are trying to do our part by removing
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:10 am, #71915
I disagree with his a**ertion that innocent babies should be murdered to correct the problem. Why attack helpless children who have done nothing wrong? If we want to fix the overpopulation problem then let's do it smartly by eliminating those on the
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:09 am, #71913
Looking back to mrawesomo's comment I noticed that I completely missed his point about "major overpopulation", so I'll address that now. There is an argument for overpopulation being a problem (my wife and I just replaced ourselves on the planet). However
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:07 am, #71912
many people don't teach them respect or manners. That is why I raise my kids instead of believing "it takes a village to raise a child".
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:05 am, #71911
separated from my wife. I guess if you can only be their for either the birth or conception, then I picked the right one. Regardless, I couldn't imagine life without my son or his little sister. In general, I don't like other people's kids because too
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:04 am, #71909
planned for. While my wife and I were already married, the timing could have been much better (I was sent remote and in a visit, I got my wife pregnant, saved up I guess). The end result was that I missed the birth by 4 days because the military had me
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:02 am, #71907
Deltabob, regardless of your desire to not have kids, your statement of "parasite" is disturbing. While I respect several of the positions you've taken in comment chains here, I will have to agree to strongly disagree with you here. My first son wasn't
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:53 am, #71506
...more adoptions and I think, fewer abortions. My first wife and I couldn't have kids past our first and seriously considered adopting a Korean orphan. Only reason we didn't is she was essentially lazy and didn't want 2 kids to watch while I worked.
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:51 am, #71505
...could/should. Thats also why so many people turn to other countries for their adoptions. It's cheaper and easier. The kids in our own (US) system are being screwed over because of greed: lawyers, court fees, etc. If it was easier to do, we'd have...
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:50 am, #71504
I know quite a few adoptees and they had fantastic lives. I'm sure it was better than anything they could have experienced bouncing between foster homes or orphanages. Adoption has turned into a business which is why they don't happen as often as they...
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:58 am, #71475
typo: last one should read "is a "fetus" not a..." sorry.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:56 am, #71474
is not a "fetus" not a baby. Please refer to fact 1 to see that your argument is unfounded. Now that I have made my point, f*** off mrlamo.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:55 am, #71473
dictionary states that a fetus is "a developing human from usu. two months after conception to birth", hence, a baby human. Fact 2. you prove the point of the poster of rationalization in regards to killing life by dehumanizing the baby by claiming it is
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:53 am, #71471
mr 'not so' awesomo, is apparantly not familiar with me. First off, watch the personal attacks before I turn my energy to pointing out what a pathetic little peckerhead you are. Here is how I play, I support my positions with facts. Fact 1. Webster's
dgbt - April 7, 2009, 4:51 pm, #71326
that's hilarious
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 5:28 pm, #71127
"Punished with a baby" hmmm? Think of the possibilities: "So you didn't know the speed limit was 35 mph? Well, sorry about that - here's your baby." or how about: "You've entered a wrong password. Your baby will be delivered via FedEx. Please try again."
Mark - April 6, 2009, 5:03 pm, #71119
mrawesomo - Too bad your parents didn't have the same view. Why not further your cause retroactively and go suck on a gas pipe?
mrawesomo - April 6, 2009, 4:59 pm, #71117
It's not a baby yet it's a fetus. Still even if it was a baby I'd have it killed due to major overpopulation from f*** ups like you
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:41 am, #70545
When you call someone you don't know a coward, that is hate writing. I support people putting up unwanted kids for adoption versus killing them. I support a good upbringing as well, kids can get that if they are adopted.
Adopt (again again) - April 5, 2009, 12:20 am, #70540
It wasn't hate I was writing out of, just impatience. Easy mistake to make though given similar tone in writing style.
Adopt (again) - April 5, 2009, 12:19 am, #70539
Well congratulations on your cohesive family, many fail to do so. But I still am still in favour of a short, warm, well nourished life than one where the child is effectivley abandoned. And yes I do advocate contraception. We are all naive to an extent.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:42 pm, #70510
Mark, I think you'd have to duct-***e Adopts mouth first (or keep something stuffed in it). Looking at the comment, you don't want to hear any of the BS coming out of that mouth
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:40 pm, #70509
(meaning the baby survived the operation and is living outside the mother), that the doctor could then kill (terminate in liberal speak) the baby because that is what the mother wanted in the first place.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:39 pm, #70508
the advanced stages they aren't very aware either. This President supports late-term abortions which many consider murder. As an IL Senator he supported a bill that would have allowed a doctor who fails to carry out the late-term abortion properly...
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm, #70507
ADOPT - If you happen to be a 18 year old Korean gymnast, I'd be interested in adopting you for a few days, after which you won't be quite so naive.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm, #70505
You claim we are all naive, you really should speak only for yourself. Most people are quite aware of what's going on. I wonder. By your standard of killing "its" (or people) because they are naive, do you suggest we kill people with Alzheimer's? In the
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:34 pm, #70504
stunning wife for everything. While we haven't adopted our kids we haven't ruled out the posibility of doing so. You do however prove exactly what my poster states by referring to a baby as "it" so you can advocate the child's death while it is "naive".
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:32 pm, #70502
Now, for you bitter, hate-filled comment, Adopt. 1st watch the name calling, there's no need for it unless you don't have a defendable position, of course (which I don't believe you do). I am actually a father of 2. My kids are reliant on me and my
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:30 pm, #70501
For the record, I believe that abortion is a procedure that should be reserved for ra**, inc*** and endangerment of life. I do not believe that it should be used for convenience, in place of birth control, or for endangerment of "lifestyle".
ADOPT - April 4, 2009, 2:04 am, #70382
IF you're against f%cking abortion SO MUCH. ADOPT a F%CKING ABANDONED CHILD YOU COWARD. See how you feel with a human life reliant on you for it's EVERYTHING. Better to not know anything but the womb in my naive opinion, and it is naive, just like us all.


SECURITY -


TAGS: theone
Rating: 4.84/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - September 29, 2013, 2:36 pm, #250135
Is that the Arbiter from Halo? I would feel pretty safe with him as my friend. The bully picks on, you tell your friend, he comes and slices the bully in half with his energysword.
Rayzr32 - August 25, 2011, 3:34 am, #223470
I actually took the time to register (capcha wanted "(solbiati eeution") just so that I could say this is d*** awe5ome, ha ha. Nice one.
Verdeckt - June 15, 2011, 7:27 am, #220036
Fricken Sweet!
spacedog - June 14, 2011, 7:04 pm, #220003
Nice TheOne. 5L
TheOne - June 14, 2011, 5:56 pm, #219997
I appreciate it.
Iconoclast - June 14, 2011, 3:07 pm, #219990
Excellent. 5 TeddyBears. I'm passing it along to family & friends.


NOW WHAT DID I DO? -


TAGS: men women communication
Rating: 4.84/5

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tellitlikeitis - October 20, 2011, 8:39 pm, #225224
Awesome, pure male chauvinist.
mariand - October 20, 2011, 2:34 am, #225210
I guess you're right...I looked in the wardrobe... and still no result5
crankyhead - October 19, 2011, 7:58 pm, #225206
pure geniu5
Greeny - October 19, 2011, 7:05 pm, #225204
lol x 5²


CHRISTIANITY -


TAGS: thor religion funny
Rating: 3.71/5

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ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:44 am, #239366
And my belief in either of you ended when I reached the age of reason. Santa and the Easter bunny vanished around that time too, but I kept the gifts and chocolate anyway.
Teikiatsu - June 20, 2011, 7:43 pm, #220321
They poster has a good point, but it should be remember that Jesus *let* himself be nailed to a cross, and the nails didn't work.
hereticalmuse - September 21, 2010, 10:24 am, #194841
Technically, the tag should be "norse paganism". Still bad-ass though.
booger13 - March 25, 2010, 8:27 am, #166749
*giggle* er, does this mean that klingons respect Jesus like the vikings do =D (ps there are messiah prophecies in most religions) the Fish'ies just think its a different one 4 each religion . THAT IS ALL
BurpingJack - November 26, 2009, 8:21 am, #140071
I understand myself
Bartimaeus - November 25, 2009, 3:00 pm, #139860
Then they apparently weren't the weakest links. Goodbye. lol
BurpingJack - November 25, 2009, 2:53 pm, #139857
Jesus was not the Messiah. He has influenced the weakest links of the world to kill millions of innocents!
yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 11, 2009, 10:58 am, #135823
hey folks, Santa is really ODIN, do the math. The whole Odin giving gift things was to give the mordics a holiday in the dead of winter. Vikings respected Jesus because he faought back from the dead, and the Romans sent a lot legions to stop him.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 3:00 pm, #134992
5 by the way. Great poster.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 2:59 pm, #134991
Okay, Jack. Here's the joke...hhhhhheeeerrrrrrrreees you. See how you took that a little too far?
BurpingJack - November 8, 2009, 2:34 pm, #134985
Hell yeah!!! Gods of Asgard rule! Great post! and f*** jesus!!!
I'm the one with the gun - October 15, 2009, 2:04 am, #126886
Odin and Osiris both rose from the dead in point of fact Osiris woke up did his wife and went back to be king of the dead and his kid had a falcon for a head
I'm the one with the gun - October 15, 2009, 2:04 am, #126885
Odin and Osiris both rose from the dead in point of fact Osiris woke up did his wife and went back to be king of the dead and his kid had a falcon for a head
omnia - September 27, 2009, 9:07 am, #122074
yay go thor
Bartimaeus - September 8, 2009, 3:00 am, #115924
Yes! Testify! I support any religion that not only allows me to get wasted, but commands it. 5/5
Zed - September 8, 2009, 2:16 am, #115915
Well, Osiris did, as did Odin after hanging on the tree, Mithras, and quite a few others, North Star.
north star - September 7, 2009, 11:09 pm, #115853
Just one - which god rose from the dead?
Nonsense - April 2, 2009, 4:52 pm, #69862
So... Thor nailed Jesus to the cross? Makes sense.
Hector - March 19, 2009, 2:06 pm, #66632
Like the girl said after the gangbang. I'm tho thor I can hardly pith.
Bob Chin - February 17, 2009, 10:41 am, #60271
Yes!!! and he returns each year in the springtime to deliver little bunny shaped yellow marshmallow treats and chocolate. This custom is known as "the cleansing of the palate" sos we kin all have some ham and yam later in the day.
Bob Chin - February 16, 2009, 9:50 pm, #60184
And Then? Oh wait, My Savior rose from the dead and has triumphed over evil ever since (bait)
Signe - February 16, 2009, 8:50 am, #60077
He he great one


WHAT MATTERS MOST - Is how you see yourself.


TAGS: only one person needs to love you its you kitten lion
Rating: 4.09/5

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agdaniele - January 7, 2010, 7:51 pm, #150977
Not good when you see only one lion!
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 5:12 pm, #150943
excellent 5 lions


FACT - Indisputable


TAGS: men sports protection
Rating: 4.31/5

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MissPriss - February 26, 2013, 7:44 am, #243788
Oh please Steve...that's how women won the wars for you guys. A woman clad in a chainmail bikini...that wouldn't stop you dead in your tracks...then the male warriors kill you for eyeing up their women...teehee
steve1961 - February 25, 2013, 1:30 am, #243763
Woman haven't fared much better .Every picture of ancient female warrior in combat, she wears a chainmail bikini...
MissPriss - February 25, 2013, 1:12 am, #243762
Ok...just about coke-a-cola'd through the nose all over the keyboard. Had an image of Sparta with an althetic cup on his head...bahaha
nicholsjoshua15 - February 25, 2013, 12:21 am, #243757
You mean it took jocks a hundred years to realize their head was important. The Ancient Greeks had helmets nearly 3000 years ago (Puts on helmet and yells "This is Sparta!").


EVERY TIME YOU ASK A STUPID QUESTION.. - God kills a kitten.


TAGS: don t ask stupid questions kitten idiot dumb
Rating: 3.74/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:11 pm, #239423
ROTFLMAO! XD
1enferno - December 17, 2009, 6:15 pm, #146390
This is funny. It deserves a LOL~
peteyb - November 21, 2009, 11:34 pm, #138636
love it-want this for my office
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:42 am, #124765
Cuuuuuute kitty, though!
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:42 am, #124763
When I figur it ou.... shaddup.
ICEMAN - October 8, 2009, 12:40 am, #124760
How come? Why? Where did you hear that? Is that true? What's the deal with that? Ok, how many kittens is that?
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 8:57 pm, #124678
That river runneth over...


FAT PEOPLE - Never get between them and their food if you know what's good for you.




REVELATION -


TAGS: song kid lyrics
Rating: 4.57/5

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gas - August 9, 2012, 3:29 pm, #238247
You're right. she can't walk because she's missing the leg from the back -first version- or because she hasn't marihuana to smoke -2nd v.- But i don't think the lyrics say she's sad because of that
Sho - August 9, 2012, 2:12 pm, #238246
Always thought it said " La cucaracha ya no puede caminar". (the ****roach can't walk anymore)
twill1962 - August 9, 2012, 2:03 pm, #238244
La Cucaracha - it's about a ****roach that's sad because he doesn't have any pot to smoke. "Por que no tiene marijuana que fumar."
EmilioDumphque - August 7, 2012, 9:47 pm, #238185
"...with nothing but a fine toothed comb" (Bill Bailey: he had crabs, but she realized she gave them to him!)
BoneCD - August 6, 2012, 6:22 am, #238135
Been there, done that! 5L
SteveFurlong - August 3, 2012, 7:45 pm, #238045
_Puff the Magic Dragon_ struck me when I was about ten.
mariand - August 3, 2012, 2:10 pm, #238019
yeah...I know what you mean


PROZAC -




GIVE ME LIBERTY - Or I'll get up and get it myself!


TAGS: molonlabe 2ndamendment firearms guns arfcom
Rating: 4.64/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 6:05 pm, #241700
And gimme a darn beer while yer at it! 5L
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:35 pm, #220627
Sorry, I meant to say the Beretta is on the right. ;)
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:33 pm, #220626
...chambered in 5.56x45mm Nato.
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:32 pm, #220625
The top is my Bushmaster AR-15, with a Bravo Company 16" mid length upper chambered in 5.56x54mm Nato w/a 1/7 twist barrel. On the left is my H&K .45 USP compact tactical. On the left is the Beretta 9mm 92fs / M9. The bottom one is a Romanian SAR3 / AK-47
the1stCOMMI3 - June 26, 2011, 4:53 pm, #220624
if you ever play COD look me up. its the_1st_COMMI3, with the underscores. It's a lot more fun playing black ops when you know you're playing with people who aren't complete idiots
Reality Lord - June 25, 2011, 5:08 pm, #220565

so tell me serenity...what can i find you as in Black Ops? lolz
the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2011, 12:51 pm, #220536
eh, I was close. You gota admit though, if you take away the shoulderpad on the galil, it would look just like an AK, and the iron sight crosshair on the M4 closely resembles that of the M16.
serenityfailed - June 25, 2011, 2:19 am, #220522
You're wrong, this is me correcting you. The top is an M4 Carbine and the bottom is a Galil. (an Israeli version of the AK47 chambered in 5.56x45 NATO)The Left pistol is an H&K USP variant. You were, however, correct about the M9
the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2011, 12:21 am, #220519
alright, correct me if i'm wrong. The top gun is the M-16, the bottom is the AK-47, the right pistol is the CZ, and the one on the left is an M9. Am I right???


JABBA AND JUNE - Luke and Leia weren't the only twins separated at birth


TAGS: june shannon jabba
Rating: 4.32/5

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tellitlikeitis - October 13, 2012, 8:51 pm, #239936
This rocks... geez I can't stand these backwoods people.


PURPLE HAYS - All in my brain, lately things just don't seem the same ...


TAGS: purple hays dont ssem same
Rating: 4.52/5

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carebear - March 21, 2012, 3:01 pm, #231793
(carebear BANNED)
holymoly - March 21, 2012, 12:08 pm, #231778
Funny! I like the simple ones... wait what does that say about me?
ughomer - March 21, 2012, 7:14 am, #231765
Good one! Hendrix played left-handed on an upside down Fender Stratocaster strung a**-backward.


FRUSTRATION - sometimes a punch to the face is needed to get someones attention




FACE PALM -


TAGS: life homer simpson facepalm fail
Rating: 3.67/5

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Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 11:13 pm, #182554

ok ok ....i laughed...lawlz


THIS CARTOON - It's a culturally, ethnically, religiously, and politically correct one. Please enjoy it responsibly. Thank you.


TAGS: real rarity cartoon viba
Rating: 3.82/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 12:54 pm, #250294
Ooooooh, dis! =-O
dootndo2 - October 10, 2011, 2:05 pm, #224886
Actually, it's white so it's not politically correct.
autumnspirit - December 7, 2010, 10:48 pm, #206014
Politically correct comment... below. (Overused, didn't vote)
autumnspirit - December 7, 2010, 10:46 pm, #206013
.
jameswnash - December 7, 2010, 10:01 pm, #206010
Seen it before long time ago
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 8:47 pm, #205992
It's like that middle school trick football play on U-tube. You can usually only get away with it once. 5 this time.
Reality Lord - December 7, 2010, 5:30 pm, #205966

i actually like this!


TRAITS OF A WOMAN -


TAGS: two choices only
Rating: 4.88/5

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Jalozyin - July 14, 2011, 6:03 pm, #221381
Some of them aren't even one of the above...
ambslashrat - July 9, 2011, 8:05 am, #221198
maybe 20 years ago. kids today are one of three, not more.


STAR FLEET ACADEMY - First year engineering project


TAGS: three pronged
Rating: 4.85/5

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rodneykeene - July 30, 2013, 4:45 am, #248152
Looks like a page from the Tardis's repair manual.
tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 4:51 pm, #248035
that's not starfleet, those are the instructions in Step 3 of Ikea's latest end table.
TheSanityInspector - June 10, 2012, 9:54 pm, #236138
"I don't like to lose."
spypengen - May 29, 2012, 9:33 am, #235372
seams easy enough 5L
pickleviper - May 29, 2012, 6:23 am, #235366
My brain hurts.


KLINGON TURKEYS - Finally, A Thanksgiving Dinner that bites back!


TAGS: klingon turkey turkeys thanksgiving
Rating: 2.84/5

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maoworks2 - November 11, 2011, 10:10 am, #225723
my klingon is a little rusty but 'kabla'


THE MANY MOODS OF FEDOR -


TAGS: mma ufc fedor affliction fight fighting
Rating: 2.7/5

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DetectiveArcher - September 25, 2008, 9:26 pm, #23331
I can't wait for him to finish up his new look: Magnum.


MASTER BLASTER - Who runs Bartertown?!




CHRISTIANITY - Peace Love Acceptance


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars baptist westboro
Rating: 3.24/5

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Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:09 am, #247740
They actually have a good point and they are clearly not bothered about your feelings
rerun - November 11, 2010, 9:13 am, #202369

These people are a disgrace to any religion. They protest at military funerals, weddings, just about evrything. They seem to preach hate and the opposite of what religion is supposedly about.
TheTrashHeap - November 11, 2010, 9:08 am, #202368
They worship Christ, that makes them Christians. These folks belong to the westboro baptist church and they love them some Jesus... (and hate them some queers.)
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:12 pm, #202304
these are NOT christians. there some nuts that hate evrybody. there so evil the frickin kkk rejects and relations with them!
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 7:49 am, #162302
Dozens of different christians hate each other. Can't even agree under the same god.
Fenrir - March 6, 2010, 3:25 am, #162299
Christians hate these people. I know because I hate these people.
faulty switch - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am, #123477
mrbombastic. with people this dumb and ignorant, natural selection is bound to catch up.
lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:30 am, #122595
wtf im Christian but these people are dumb
mrbombastic - September 29, 2009, 11:25 am, #122592
These people are not Christian. They are barely even human. This is possibly the one case where I would ever approve of abortion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:45 am, #110853
poster*
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:44 am, #110852
These people do not represent any faith I believe in. A more apt wording for this poser would have been "Christianity: You're doing it wrong."
Rollseyes - August 22, 2009, 3:37 am, #110840
These are not Christians. These are idiots.
BriaHere - June 27, 2009, 7:40 pm, #90640
These people need to be extinct. Soon.
WTF? - June 27, 2009, 7:07 pm, #90630
Who the hell are these people?
TTD - June 13, 2009, 3:33 pm, #86689
There are 10 million scienetologists in the world, thats 10 million too many...
familyghost - May 15, 2009, 10:43 pm, #80372
Extremists make me laugh. As a side note, what did I do to God to make him hate me exactly?
kungfusion - May 15, 2009, 10:41 pm, #80370
agreed
Velin - November 28, 2008, 8:22 am, #40354
Thats comment I totaly agree with... Too bad someones thing that extremists represent religion
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:59 pm, #31200
It's just like Islam... you will always have your extremists no matter what organization you're in.


SIMPSONS DEATH NOTE - I'll take a Butterfinger... AND EAT IT!!!!!


TAGS: simpsons death note light yagami misa amane l ryuk b***erfinger anime manga
Rating: 3.28/5

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bugmenot - January 3, 2011, 6:03 pm, #209054
simpsons were yellow... this is definitely futurama death note
tehsupercheez - October 3, 2009, 12:07 am, #123463
JUST. f***ING. EPIC.
Jesus - August 8, 2009, 12:09 am, #105845
This looks more like Futurama. Even though the same person draws them, the style is a little different. In the Simpsons, everyone has very big circle eyes and usually no eyelashes.
Nice! - July 25, 2009, 1:12 am, #99782
Ha, very amusing. I like it!


IN MOTHER RUSSIA - Alcohol Habit Supports You


TAGS: more wodka anyone
Rating: 4.13/5

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salearling - July 25, 2014, 5:14 pm, #255862
That is friggan awsome.


THE VERY LATEST - In domestic zombie protection


TAGS: very latest domestic zombie protection
Rating: 4.76/5

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Budog - December 29, 2011, 6:33 am, #227049
Vulture, that is a really neat article. Thanks for posting it.
vulture - December 28, 2011, 8:11 pm, #227036
http://all-that-is-interesting.com/post/4956385434/the-first-zombie-proof-house#. There's several references, but this seems to be a good version, with lots of ph**os.
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 8:53 pm, #226920
You wouldn't happen to have a number...email address....something?
Budog - December 24, 2011, 1:54 am, #226892
It's good for when the mother-in-law is coming to visit too.
ICEMAN - December 24, 2011, 12:37 am, #226890
Fred.
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 12:15 am, #226889
i want the name of that architect...
TheWolf - November 24, 2011, 9:59 am, #226127
Holy crap thats awesome
Reality Lord - November 22, 2011, 6:54 pm, #226081

i want !


MATH -


TAGS: long equation blindfolded chalkboard commi3
Rating: 4.4/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - December 4, 2011, 3:02 am, #226365
*brittish, stupid autocorrect
the1stCOMMI3 - December 4, 2011, 3:02 am, #226364
Call it a grittier accent, why not?
Derek - November 28, 2011, 9:10 pm, #226234
Didn't teach you Spe = ing


MODEL CITIZEN - Respecting his neighbor's opinions.


TAGS: guns second amendment neighbors respect house sign arrow
Rating: 3.98/5

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thundal - September 5, 2011, 9:33 am, #223975
I'm all for gun control, but wouldn't better education be a stronger deterrent? Also, some people are shocked to find out I have a maglock instead of a doorknob... electricity's a better way to say no~
Derek's a Retard - November 2, 2009, 1:23 am, #133322
Oh here's goes the stupid liberal again. I've got a challenge for you, try sneaking into my house and getting my gun, just try.
Derek - October 27, 2009, 6:54 pm, #131251
Especially if they stole his guns
mmmBingSoo - October 27, 2009, 2:13 pm, #131164
hope someone robs this guys house just to do it for the lulz that would come of it
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 9:34 am, #131129
Brilliant. 5.


Jeremy Clarkson -


TAGS: jeremy clarkson puncht piers morgan
Rating: 4.83/5

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Bolverk3778 - August 23, 2013, 8:11 am, #248973
Still has not had the balls to drive a Bugatti Veyron at full chat. And buys his new cars when the prices are going up and the sells them when the used price is dropping. Genius?? I think not.
Silverheart - August 10, 2013, 6:01 pm, #248535
Also often referred to as the Top Gear orangutan... 5Ls


BACON LIMERICK ~ - There once was a sandwich with mayo ~ and lettuce and bright red tomato. Though tasty and fine ~ it was missing some swine, with bacon it made me say, “Hey-O!”


TAGS: acon limerick sandwich poem sign
Rating: 4.62/5

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demon001 - December 6, 2013, 9:45 pm, #251415
If bacon is wrong. I don't want to be right!
pickleviper - July 19, 2012, 8:50 am, #237417
Mmmmmmm.... bacon.


BACON BEER MUG - Official beverage of greybeards everywhere.




MOVIE NIGHT IN IRAQ -


TAGS: us soldiers national anthem
Rating: 4.64/5

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opsCOASTIE - October 30, 2011, 3:33 pm, #225455
Airman, this gave me chills, this happend to me at an event in D.C. honoring a fallen Shipmate, the entire platoon hummed the ***s because the recording was not working.
Sean - April 9, 2011, 3:02 pm, #216052
I'm not very patriotic by their standards. I'd a probably started singing the first time, if only to get it over with. But then again, that just means that Superman 3 would be inflicted on me that much sooner.
Cloudchaser - April 9, 2011, 1:54 am, #216033
Sounds like a typical urban legend, but according to truthorfiction.com, this actually happened
WTFO - April 9, 2011, 12:15 am, #216028
No surprise here. I'm humbled to serve with great folks every day. The people I work with truly represent the best in all of us.
deerbag - April 8, 2011, 8:04 pm, #216018
I wish I had the power to keep the pay flowing while our government is shut down.
TheOne - April 8, 2011, 5:46 pm, #216012
Awesome.
quetz - April 8, 2011, 2:29 pm, #216007
I served in the Marines, back in the 90's there arent enough ppl anymore reminding us what these soldiers, go through and STILL have discipline and bearing!
NotoriousGIL - April 8, 2011, 2:00 pm, #216005
I'm a medic on the Baghdad Embassy compound and while I am sure the military personnel here would do the same, I'm not so sure of all the people that work here...Excellent post Airman!
MilDoc - April 8, 2011, 12:58 pm, #216003
Very nice, Airman! 5 crisp salutes!


MONDAY - Is a horrible way To spend the 1/7 Of your life


TAGS: oh no it s monday again
Rating: 4.59/5

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OBEDIENCE SCHOOL - Fido failed it!


TAGS: humor funny *** texas bon** obama
Rating: 2.88/5
God - August 25, 2008, 4:02 pm, #16673
There's no such thing as a good "you're doing it wrong" poster.
Eric D. - June 20, 2008, 5:08 pm, #6475
makes for a good "you're doing it wrong" picture.
wann1e - May 16, 2008, 7:45 pm, #3691
omg!! funny!!


YOUR CAT -


TAGS: contradiction humor
Rating: 4.76/5

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lgvernon - August 9, 2013, 3:58 pm, #248500

Thank you, Mr. Cynic!~
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 2:28 am, #248484
Nice poster, Ig. You got the cats pegged good.
MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 1:09 am, #248478
Your cat...****s in my flower beds...come and clean it up!
lgvernon - August 8, 2013, 10:07 pm, #248471

I was a deputy coroner in my checkered past...
MrStupidGir - August 8, 2013, 10:04 pm, #248470
and it will very much likely eat your remains when your not able to fill it's bowl anymore


MONDAYS - I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.


TAGS: mondays
Rating: 4.55/5

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Sound - June 28, 2011, 10:13 am, #220695
4.95, really... jerks


SELF-ESTEEM - Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.


TAGS: beautiful monkey
Rating: 3.93/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 13, 2012, 3:14 am, #237215
LMAO!


I CAN ONLY IMAGINE - What you'll find in the Thesaurus


TAGS: definitions men women
Rating: 4.95/5

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MissPriss - August 7, 2013, 12:34 am, #248424
It appears not...teehee!
MissPriss - August 7, 2013, 12:32 am, #248423
Well thanks sir. It's almost eerie seeing old posters and knowing people still get a chuckle from them!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 6, 2013, 12:56 pm, #248398
Wait... "bed" isn't censored?!? =-O
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 6, 2013, 12:55 pm, #248397
This receives 5L, I'm a guy - so I mean it. And I'm favoriting it, but that didn't mean I'm taking the poster to bed with me; however I will share it with others including my wife. (Bwahaha)
MissPriss - February 22, 2013, 5:10 am, #243695
You too? So you DO think these 5L's make my *ss look big...:(
Silverheart - February 22, 2013, 4:21 am, #243693
I gave it 5Ls despite being grossly inaccurate. As a married man, I can attest to the fact that a series that meant one thing one day can and probably does mean something completely different the next day.
MissPriss - February 22, 2013, 4:10 am, #243692
Translation: You trying to say I'm overweight? Thanks for the 5L anyhow.
steve1961 - February 21, 2013, 9:02 pm, #243685
LOL 5Lions...what does THAT translate to?


FREEDOM -


TAGS: arlington
Rating: 4.63/5

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maoworks2 - May 29, 2012, 7:49 am, #235369
Well Done Ron.
Reality Lord - May 29, 2012, 6:43 am, #235367

Yup...couldn't agree more with you steve. Kills me how they call removing your freedoms "patriotic". A quote from Herman Goering ccomes to mind.
lgvernon - May 28, 2012, 9:43 pm, #235357

It truly is amazing what we've 'compromised' away since 9/11, huh, Steve?
SteveFurlong - May 28, 2012, 9:39 pm, #235354
Remember that quote next time you're groped at the airport, show ID to buy antihistamines, or get your bank account frozen by the government while they investigate that cash deposit. Then think about what you'll tell your grandchildren. Demotivated yet?
fan4camping - May 28, 2012, 9:05 pm, #235349
*sniff* 5L is the only response that does it justice.


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